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You don't have to tell the world

Posted: Thursday, Jan 19th, 2017
Yes, yes, yes. I hear you iPhone people.
I hear you online. I hear you at the coffee shop. I see your comments flooding every technology story. You rave about the iPhone, how beautiful and sleek and functional it is. And oh, by the way, Steve Jobs was a genius who was trying to save the human race.
Blah. Blah.

Please minivans, stop trying to kill me

Posted: Friday, Jan 13th, 2017
We need to talk, minivan.
I know you are just doing your job as the family truckster, but you are out of control. It's not your drivers, it's you. You are apparently a real transformer sent from another planet inhabited by ugly automobiles to take us out one by one.
We don't have a great history, and some of it

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